Need a babysitter? Email Jean!
Cashier, data-entry clerk, salad-bar stocker, gift-wrapper, cashier again—your old pal Jean has had a lot of jobs in her time. In fact, you might say I'm a jack-of-all-trades! (Or should I say Jackie? Because I'm a girl?)
Well, let's say jack-of-almost-all-trades (Jackie-of-almost-all-trades), because there's one glaring omission: babysitter. Yep, as amazing as it is, I have only babysat a couple of times, even though my apartment complex is practically crawling with babies! (No pun intended, but I'll take full credit, anyway!) It's beyond me why my neighbors haven't taken advantage of my enthusiasm and near-constant availability, but if any of you Jeanketeers out there crave a well-deserved night on the town and have children who are still in the cute stage (newborn to age 7), drop me an email!
I know that I have stiff competition, what with the legions of teenage girls, neighbor ladies, and grandmothers out there. But while most babysitters give your kids some cookies and juice, quickly tuck them into bed, and spend the rest of the evening flipping channels on your TV or jawing away on your phone with their friends, I'll actually spend quality time with your little tykes! Why? Because I'm a kid at heart, myself!
There aren't many babysitters, for example, who would get down on the floor with your kids and draw goofy pictures! Or bake yummy chocolate goodies! Or have them dress in cute little costumes she'd supply herself, and take Polaroids, which she'd compile in a photo album labeled "Jean's Babies!" Or read to them a little bedtime story she wrote herself, a very wholesome work entitled How The Lonely, Misunderstood, Hefty Girl Mattered After All!
I want to babysit your kids so much, I'm listing a second email link on this page! (Oh, and just so you know, I know the difference between sitting your kids and sitting on your kids! Har-dee-har-har, hubby Rick!)