Jean's Want List!

 

A can-crusher shaped like a frog

One of those things that changes your voice when you speak into it (great for joke answering-machine messages!!!)

Anything Thomas Kinkade!

Teddy bear wearing an American flag sweater, any

A Pasta Pot [ACQUIRED!]

A cow creamer

One of those sweaters that only fits your arms and shoulders (plus-size)

A Tivo

Jeans that fit!!!! (yeah, dream on!)

A lamp that projects stars onto the ceiling

Bedazzler kit (I had one a few years ago, and I never used it, so I sold it at a garage sale, but now I want one again.)

A self-cleaning litter box (for my cats, not me!!!)

A t-shirt with a watermelon on it (plus-size)

Tweety Bird menorah (I'm not Jewish, but I saw one in a shop window and I thought it was sooo cute! Could also double as a normal candleabra.)

A rubber duckie with devil horns! (I swear they make these nowadays!!!!!)

Braidini

Bamboo back-scratcher [ACQUIRED!]

View coffee mug

Toile shower curtain

A pouch you can sling over the back of your car seat and keep stuff in

A big tub of cheese popcorn (OK, so I was a little hungry when I wrote this!!!!)

A bucket of KFC (OK, very hungry!!!!!!!!!!)

Singing-bird clock (to replace the old one that got smashed—long story)

A That Girl kite

A tiara (because I'm such a diva!) (plus-size)

A scrapbook kit

One of those squishy therapy pillows

A Dyson pet hair vacuum

Wonder Woman DVD collection

A meat thermometer

A full-body massage (nothing sexual, I swear!!!! No creepy e-mails, please!!!)

A special feeder that dispenses Ferrero Rocher bon bons (just kidding—I'm diabetic)

A subscription to In Touch

A velvet chaise lounge (so Milady can recline in style!!!!) (I'm Milady)

A tin of beef jerky (a guilty pleasure!)

Gardening clogs

Washable bathtub crayons (hey, getting older doesn't mean you stop being creative!!)

A Buttoneer

A pink furry purse (Paris Hilton, eat your heart out!!!)

One of those bed armrests with extra pockets to hold stuff

A lighter shaped like a giant match [ACQUIRED!]

World peace (I really mean this!!! I want people to know that I'm not just about material gain. No want list would be complete without the desire to end war. Well, not that the list is actually complete; I'm sure I'll think of more things I want. I just mean world peace is something we really need.)

WILL BE ADDING MORE LATER...NATURALLY!!

 

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